
Never seen a MO this excited. One of the interns set up a playlist that has every song in the world on it. At least that's what they said it was. But the MOs have CRAZY GOOD taste in music. It's all the same stuff I like! And they're pretty good dancers, too. MO Labs Dance Division is creating new dances every day. And — staffed entirely by interns! It's going to look great on their resumes. I mean, I'd love that kind of opportunity if I was the one still in high school.



I was honestly only in the bathroom for 27 minutes. Came back, the MO was crying! Don't know if it was something the intern did, but the MO was definitely taking it out on ME. Had to use up a whole pack of those new snacks they love. Marketing says they're still workshopping the name. I wrote 'shrentables' on at least 30 bits of paper over the last month, but I think that suggestion box is just a paper shredder.



Crazy day at the lab! Gotta stay late so I can clean up the MOs’ holochambers. For such cute little inter-dimensional beings, these guys sure pee a lot! And EVERYWHERE. Really cool color to it. Vibrant green like a slime or ooze. Doesn’t even smell that bad but I’ve been told it’s corrosive lol. Good thing I’m wearing some freaking scientist gloves!



Got a new shipment of beakers in today. The GOOD kind. Not like those flimsy ones at Gothenberg-Osaka University. Can't wait to put some chemicals in there and get wacky. This lab is crazy tech fancy. Not sure how Dr. Lingonberry amassed his wealth to fund such a brilliant palace of knowledge but I'm here for it.



Shrent Snilgus here. PROFESSOR Shrent Snilgus. Has a nice ring to it. Makes it seem like I'm very IN CHARGE. Because I am. I can’t wait to update you all once the MO’s are ready to be seen. And felt. You can really feel these little cyberdudes. It’s like a cross between a petting zoo and the matrix! Ok gotta go. The boss says I gotta polish the holographic viewing chambers cuz I got too many greasy fingerprints all over ‘em. Maybe put a sign up that says no pizza in the lab next time?? Lata!



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